Socialism Spreads its Tentacles

Forget Iran and NK — it’s time to nuke Norway. The far-left Socialists and their leader, Jens Stoltenberg, have won the right to continue governing. Here’s why:

After experiencing a brief recession, the economy registered growth in the second quarter and boasts the lowest unemployment rate in Europe at 3.0 percent.

According to political observers, it was the security offered by Stoltenberg’s steady handling of the economic downturn and defense of the welfare system that edged the government to victory at a time of global crisis.

So, as the New York Times would no doubt agree — they recently referred to “socialism and its evil history” in an editorial — this evil regime must be turned into a nuclear cinder floating in the Arctic. And you’re next, Spain.

As for me, my position hasn’t changed: I’m willing to end my days on this earth amid evil. Jens, I’m still here, and my petition is over two years old. Goddamn socialists can’t even answer a petition for citizenship on time.